(Turns head both ways [#NoHomo] and slams door shut.. .)
"NO WIFEYTIVITY'S ALLOWED!!"
Just to recap and extend from a letter I wrote via Twitter:
To: Adrienne Bailon,
We went to high school together. We had class together too. I was the one with the braces that sat in back. I wore a pair of Sauconys and a XXL Avirex Jacket everyday. I clearly remember sharing words with you. We breathed the same air once. I lent you a pen and I never got it back. But, that's neither here nor there. Honestly, if I would have gotten the pen back, it would have been treasured. I would have gold plated the pen and worn it around my neck for decades. When I finally got the nerve to ask you out, you left the school to pursue your more than lucrative career with 3LW. I got over it. It took sometime, a gallon of vodka and 3 boxes of Lucky Charms. (FYI: I used the vodka for the Lucky Charms). So, long story short, I hope this letter finds you in the best of health.
P.S. I own every 3LW album and Cheetah Girls season. Also, I will never judge you for you nude photos. Ever. ..
From: Mills.
.lol .. . Shouts to Adrienne Bailon and peep that new joint she has with Ghostface!! EAT up papo .. . !! Pay Attention . ... !
- ehT Mills.
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